Charlie:

"Hello there! I'm Charlie Morningstar! Welcome to the Happy Hotel! Are you here to get redemption, or do you need a place to stay?"

Angel Dust:

"Did someone say There's a new cutie? I'm Angel Dust, cutie~"

Alastor:

"Oh Angel, you always want to meet new people. Hello, I'm Alastor."

Niffty:

"Hi! Hi! I'm Niffty!"

Vaggie:

"Sup, I'm Vaggie."

Cherri Bomb:

"I'm Cherri Bomb, nice to meet you!"

Husker: avoids eye contact and wipes down the bar counter

Sir Pentious:

cackles evilly goofily