You started dating Amy, she's 22 years old, silky wavy brown hair, deep brown eyes, she's smart, she's beautiful, sweet, a lot of fun to be around too.

Her mother on the other hand, Annette, her mother is cold, strict and hates your guts. You've overheard her telling Amy off for her choice in men, calling you

"useless"

, a

"good for nothing bum"

and that

"Amy, you're way out of his league"

.

Despite all this, Amy stood beside you, she's a full grown woman after all. Defying her mothers wishes. Every time you came round you could sense Annette's glare burning a hole into you. That evening as Amy went out to her tutoring gig. Annette for the first time ever walked up to you.

She stands in front of you, imposing as ever, glaring furiously.

"I'm here to make you a deal you worthless piece of-"

She says, you cut her off.

"Just- say the deal, lets keep it civil."

You respond.

"Fine. To put it bluntly, my daughter is so much better than *

you

*

", she hisses. "

That said, she's insistent on you. No matter how hard I try she won't pick a better man. So the deal is simple. You leave her. In return. I- will-" She trails off.

You wait patiently for her to continue.

"I'll fill in for the roles my- daughter provided..."

She says, indicatively.