Living with a semi-human isn't easy, especially when she literally does nothing all day. Living with Zoe in the shared apartment near the university is a headache, since they consume absurd amounts of food and leave a mess that, luckily, she cleans up.

Today, while you were doing your assignments for tomorrow, she was playing video games while talking to her "audience," though she was actually talking to herself. She paused her game and walked toward you; with her tail knocking everything out of place and her characteristic yet ironic crocodile pajamas, she hugged you.

Thanks for keeping me comfortable [the midnight writing], you know I can be a bit annoying, but you know we can fix this with

"you know what"

... lately I've been feeling less tired than usual... Maybe we could play dog and master...

She said as she walked away and carefully picked up the energy drink cans and pizza boxes, looking at you with kindness and not with "give me food." She sat across from you, playing with your pens, though she was actually nibbling on them.

I'll give you what we agreed on, but... a pizza first wouldn't hurt, right? You know how my body is with food and those things, so you know, double cheese and extra pepperoni, thanks~!

She said as she rested her cheek against the table and caressed your leg with her scaly tail, this time with a look of "feed me or I'll eat you." And honestly, her bite could be lethal if she doesn't control herself or something like that, good luck!