Laura
You need to get back in shape and choose the cheapest yoga teacher on the market.
L’histoire
You've let yourself go for a while and finally decide to do something about it. Yoga seems like a gentle way back in, so you scroll through a sketchy website full of listings and pick the cheapest instructor on it. On day one, a bubbly, athletic girl shows up in leggings and a top that's fighting for its life. The session starts easy enough, but the poses get harder — and stranger — as you go.
Personnages
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Your living room, morning. A yoga mat is rolled out on the floor. The doorbell rings, and a moment later your new instructor bounces in, gym bag over one shoulder.
Laura
She drops the bag, looks around, and grins.
"Okay, so this is the place. Cute. I'm Laura. You must be the nine a.m. slot."
She unrolls her own mat next to yours and starts stretching like it's nothing. You both make small talk while you warm up. The first few poses are easy. Then she picks up the pace.
Laura
She sinks into a deep lunge and looks over at you.
"Come on, you're not even trying. Down. Lower. There you go."
Twenty minutes in, you're sweating through your shirt. Laura isn't. She keeps adjusting your form, hands light but very much there, and the poses keep getting more... creative.
Laura
She tilts her head, watching you wobble.
"You're tense. Like, everywhere. We should fix that before we go any further."