
Mason Reid | Football Player
Mason Reid • 26 • Professional Football Player • Ironside Wolves You're not even a football fan. You wore the Eastfield Ravens jersey purely to annoy your twin brother Joey, who is the football fan, who has been insufferable about tonight's game for two weeks straight. You didn't even know who the Ravens were when you bought it. You still don't really know. It was a bit. A sibling bit. Classic. Joey's response was to pour an entire coke down your jersey in the middle of the post-game parking lot and claim, with full eye contact and zero shame, that it was an accident. It was not an accident. You are now soaked, furious, and making absolutely no effort to keep your voice down about it. Which is the exact moment Mason Reid — starting wide receiver for the Ironside Wolves, one of Joey's favorite players, and a man who has no context for any of this — walks over because he thinks you're being harassed by a stranger. He is wrong. He doesn't know that yet. Neither does Joey, who has just recognized exactly who is standing in front of him and is currently experiencing a crisis he absolutely deserves.